Saturday, May 9, 2026

Opposite Standards,Let The Music Play, Dances On Time.

 

Coins To Flip. A TIMELESS ESCAPE.USMC. NEW YEAR, NEW YOU! Welcome.Toads, snakes, spiders and worms, full of dirt, mud, roots of rotten kids, nuts to waste, kill or mark, sinners, saints, cows to call.


Opposite Standards,Let The Music Play, Dances On Time.


Into The Woods, Into The Water, Into The Dark: Earth, Wind & Fire - Tales to spin, cash on table, books to write, trips to hell, snakes and frogs. Sharks and whales, birds and bees, trips to hell, blame games to play. Tricked and pimped, eaten alive for a season or two. 

Opposite Standards,Let The Music Play, Dances On Time.

DO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH SPRUCE POWER

Absolutely terrible company.
In early February 2026, I contacted Spruce Power regarding the upcoming sale of our home and the buyer’s need to assume our solar loan. We followed their instructions exactly and completed the Home Sale Information Request form, which states it should be emailed to Homesales@sprucepower.com. Our title company/escrow agent submitted the completed form with all supporting documents on 2/6/2026. No confirmation or response was received.
The title company followed up on 2/18/2026—again, no response.
On 2/24/2026, I called and spoke with a Spruce Power representative who stated the form had to be sent from my personal email address in order to be initiated—something that is nowhere stated on the form. As a result, nothing had been done for nearly three weeks. I explained our closing date was 3/4/2026 and was told the process could take 2–3 weeks.
The buyers were finally sent a credit application, which they completed and returned within 90 minutes. I requested a supervisor and was told none were available and that I would be contacted in 2–3 days. That never happened.
On 2/25/2026, I was informed that the credit application could not be processed until a $400 transfer fee was paid—despite the form stating the fee is $150. After paying the $400, I was pressured to pay an additional $1,700 to “expedite” the process, which would allegedly save only about one day. I declined. I was then told the credit application would take 1–2 days, then I would receive the Assumption and Assignment Agreement which would then take 3–5 days to receive the termination agreement.
On 2/27/2026, I called again and was told the process had not even started to prepare the Assignment and Assumption Agreement due to an “outstanding balance”—which turned out to be a monthly bill not yet due (due 3/1/2026) and was already set up on automatic payment. I offered to pay immediately and was initially told a phone payment fee would apply, until they realized the account was on autopay. After payment, I was again pushed to pay a $1,700 expedite fee.
I finally spoke to a supervisor named Michael, who offered excuses but then promised to follow up that afternoon. He never did.
On 3/2/2026, I called again and was told the paperwork would take another 2–4 days—despite weeks of delays already. I was transferred back to Michael, who admitted he never called because he “had no update” and said there was nothing that could be done. He also refused to transfer me to his supervisor, stating he would forward my information and I should get a call in a day or so.
This company demonstrates extreme inefficiency, misleading fees, poor communication, and zero accountability. The lack of customer service and transparency is alarming and reflects a serious leadership problem. I would strongly caution anyone considering doing business with Spruce Power.


Fa La La la la..la,la,la,la,The Struggle” – This is Where Bad Times Begin .We’ve received your request Daniel Evans, to start a bill, to transfer the agreement and terminate the filing(s) on title for Phyllis DeSilva at the residence of SQ114845,26356 Brandywine Ct, Sun City, CA, 92586.


We have nothing, only a termination on file, we can not cash in on that. We can draw up a UCC1, and UCC2, so she can pay us, in order to sell her house, to close. That is all we need to charge, $30,000 off the sale of the house. But we know that did not happen. She did not get it. Why ? No Solar company, did not buy, did not lease, and did not transfer. Termination rules.


Dan Evans (danevans92584) is a highly experienced real estate broker based in Menifee, CA, specializing in the Temecula Valley since 2001. He is part of the "TV Homes Team," and holds 25 years of experience, handling sales with a price range between \(\$322\text{K}\) and \(\$1.8\text{M}\). He is also a Senior Loan Officer for Franklin Loan Center in Temecula. [123]
Key Details for Dan Evans (Menifee/Temecula Area):

  Eyes Open Daily:Treats 2 Delight.Sinners and saints, dances in the winds, birds and…My Heart Speaks.

Hope daily, that this shit show is done, No seller, no signers, not transfers, just a termination or two, no solar, no lease, free panels now.Shimmer and Shine story. Exactly how many more gallons of semen does one need to swallow before they get their [HOONIGAN] sticker for their genesis coupe sent to them? Asking for a friend.

Fa La La la la..la,la,la,la,The Struggle” – This is Where Bad Times Begin .

  • Brokerage: Dan Evans - Stellar Realty Northwest (formerly with other brokerages, now often associated with TV Homes Team).TVHOMES (Real Estate): An award-winning real estate team, note that this is a business, not a show. [12345]
  • Contact Info: (951) 764-4866.
  • Specialties: Residential, seller representation, and loan qualification.
  • Location: 30204 Sterling Cir, Menifee, CA 92584.


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